What's it to be - a "Friggin in the riggin" or a "Spanker"? Or would you rather some of "Nelson's Blood" though it might more profitable to have "Pieces of Eight"?
Maybe you're more of a "Loose Cannon" person or had a bit too much of that "Dogwatch"
"Shiver my timbers" you might even get "Shipwrecked"!
More delightful names for Kentish real ale from the Nelson Brewery here.
So here's raising a glass of "Pieces of eight" to you and saying cheers!