It's a great day for Blighty, as a nine year old girl from Britain wins big in an international competition here on the Thames!
Yes, it is with great pride that I can reveal that Saffron Sollitt, from Wallingford, beat 500 other competitors from around the globe at Days Lock in Little Wittenham, near Abingdon, on the River Thames.
We have retained that key trophy - forget your cricket world cups, forget those cycling world golds in Sydney, Britain is top where it counts - Pooh Sticks!!
Good for you Saffron - you've made Britain proud!!