tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18283526.post2725989656793215274..comments2024-03-27T14:03:14.775+00:00Comments on Captain JP's log: Cathy and Heathcliff - lost on the moors!JPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09475536270807856327noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18283526.post-81286948178798053402011-12-30T10:35:53.276+00:002011-12-30T10:35:53.276+00:00Emily, you are on the right tracks.
The prevailin...Emily, you are on the right tracks.<br /><br />The prevailing wind is from the south-west.<br /><br />The tree is therefore pointing north-east.<br /><br />Please re-charge me now.Sirinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18283526.post-25082408654898214052011-12-29T20:50:28.890+00:002011-12-29T20:50:28.890+00:00CATHERINE
Oh Heathcliff, we are saved - a stooped...<br>CATHERINE<br /><br />Oh Heathcliff, we are saved - a stooped and weathered tree doth appear from the mists, to guide us safely home!<br /><br />HEATHCLIFF<br /><br />Oh my dearest Catherine, yes, so bent and shaped is the tree by winds which rage relentless from the sea and which have tirelessly done so since time began, that we are now easily set upon our homeward course.<br /><br />CATHERINE<br /><br />No, you tedious mutton head, someone has carved into the tree trunk the inscription "Wuthering Heights This Way, two furlongs". Do you think you might stop your floral babble for a minute and Google on your iPhone whatsoever a 'furlong' might be?<br><br>Emily Brontosaurusnoreply@blogger.com