tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18283526.post5008341961584551429..comments2024-03-27T14:03:14.775+00:00Comments on Captain JP's log: Buff for President!JPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09475536270807856327noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18283526.post-16401995513870917542011-11-25T15:54:24.394+00:002011-11-25T15:54:24.394+00:00I think we are definitely ready for a President Bu...I think we are definitely ready for a President Buff. A lot of people have difficulties about our current president's name. They don't seem to think it sounds American enough. Some even claim he was born somewhere foreign like Hawaii.<br /><br />So many of the present crop of contenders have decided to adopt fake first names that they think sound more American. Willard calls himself Mitt. Newton calls himself Newt. And even James calls himself Rick. The only one who seems to be happy with his real first name is Herman. I don't know why - it sounds a bit German to me.<br /><br />Oh, and the first name of the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan is "Islam". Remember that Buff and you will be one up on Herman.Undecidednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18283526.post-3258185577039307652011-11-24T22:20:44.582+00:002011-11-24T22:20:44.582+00:00Not sure about the timing, Buff.
The political li...Not sure about the timing, Buff.<br /><br />The political life expectancy of a challenging front-runner is now about a month, and there are still nine months until the convention. Most coaches would advise you keep a low profile until just before the convention so as to avoid those tricky questions from the sneaky leftist press about the economy and foreign policy.<br /><br />Work on the art of saying nothing while peppering your speeches with the words 'god' and 'values'.<br /><br />And oh, definitely have one of your peeps find out who the president of Uzbekistan is. It's one of those little places in the middle of nowhere that you have to appear to know about when you're running for president. Don't know why.<br /><br />If you need help with cash, I hear the Koch brothers are looking for a new spokesman.<br /><br />Good luck.<br><br>O Dockerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08674140306304705852noreply@blogger.com