Monday, January 07, 2013

Sports injuries

I'm still recovering from my ice skating smash but its inevitable if you do any sport seriously you risk getting injured.

Sam Malone knew so much about sport injuries he evan sang about them.


Baydog said... borders on the Adriatic......I watched the show often, but that's the one line I'll never forget. Do you remember that one, JP?

Tillerman said...

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

O Docker said...

I guess Cliffie was liked for the same reason beer is.

After a few of his words, we all felt a bit smarter.

JP said...

Baydog, yes of course, the Coach! They are repeating Cheers on TV at the moment and Cliffie has just had a date with Diane.

A little known fact: John Ratzenberger spent 10 years in London after operating a tractor at Woodstock.