Tuesday, April 28, 2015
So what if all those common people had died? Why was Margaery telling her about this?
"And who invited Lord Walder Frey anyhow?" she said. "I mean, he looks like a caretaker."
She laughed at her own joke, the fool.
"I wouldn't know" said Cersei. "I am not familiar with caretakers let alone what rags they choose to wear. What matters to me is the Cup, our Cup."
"Indeed" said Margaery. "And our yacht. The Yacht of the Queen."
Her chin went up a faction at the word, but Cersei spotted it. Queen indeed: there'd be only one queen here, just as there could only be one captain on a boat.
"Or should that be Queens." Margaery was being diplomatic. "There'll be no talk of the girls boat, will there?"
Cersei snorted at the idea. Not if they wanted to live. "You say such sweet things" she said, while wondering if Qyburn would sew the troubling trollop's lips together forever if she asked.
"Of course not, after all you're the Queen Mother now, not some slip of a girl."
Cersei's lips tightened. Sewing was too good for her.
"I will be in command" she said. "As you are so kind to remind me, I am the senior."
"No, I am the Queen. You can be in charge of the foredeck, as you are so strong. I will be in charge of the afterdeck."
It was like a tacking duel, move and counter-move until in the end they each received a DNF.
There never would be a yacht of queens, but it didn't matter as long as that upstart wasn't helming.
Jamie would sail for her.
Sunday, April 19, 2015
Alone, but not free.
He had the power to order the courtiers out, that was new. He no longer feared the random cruelties of his brother, Joffrey. His mother might control everything but Margaery was opening his eyes.
But not free, never that.
He turned his back on the body and walked down the hall towards the great Iron Cup. Forged from the anchors of a thousand yachts, it was said, melted by the fire of the great dragon Balerion, hundreds of years ago.
His grandfather might be dead but his voice echoed in Tommen's head. "It is our Cup, it is ours by right, never to be lost."
Nothing was forbidden when it came to the Cup. "You race or you drown", so mother said.
He sighed and raised a hand to touch its surface. The harsh iron sucked the heat from his hand, ice cold that only dragon fire could warm.
He would never be free of the Iron Cup.
Thursday, April 16, 2015
Arya Stark circulated the party, the perfect serving boy. It was a risk, she knew, someone might recognise her, though it was a risk worth taking. Jon Snow might be here! She longed to see her half-brother. So many tales to tell, so long since Winterfell. And he'd won his race, the first in the Westeros America's Cup!
She knew what to do, having been taught by none other than Lord Tywin Lannister. Be invisible but watchful, which suited her, so she could listen in and hear of news of the Starks.
"Yes, the race committee is to meet: there has been a protest."
She spotted a well filled purse on the belt of one guest and was tempted: she hadn't eaten for several days now.
"L plus R equals J" said a monk, face hidden in the shadow of his cape. "Now where did you hear that?"
Suddenly one guest gasped, choking. Green foam formed around his mouth, eyes went red then tears of blood were streaming down his face. Hands grasped at neck, nails attempting to dig inwards. Then the body collapsed on the ground and began to twitch, shudders that grew and then slackened, easing into death.
There was a scream, several screams, then dozens and the guests were falling like cattle on feast night.
Ayra tried to pull back, in case it was contagious, but then she realised: the wine! It had been poisoned!
A voice was triumphant.
"Ha ha ha ha ha! That will teach you, scum, worthless sons and daughters of swine!"
Ayra turned to recognise Lord Walder Frey, Lord of the Crossing, addressing the corpses.
"So! You think you can change the Westeros America's Cup class and not receive justice! Many years I worked on monohulls and hah! you think you can change them to multi-hulls just like that! No, no no! It will no be! You will not treat me like that!"
She had to escape: there would be questions. But first that purse.
Tonight she would eat the finest roast meats.
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
"Hurry" the boy said. "They might have started!"
The giant looked out over the city towards the sea, then started, pointing at the glistening waters.
"Hodor!" he said. "Hodor!!"
"So! It has begun" said Bran. "The Westeros America's Cup has begun. May the seven gods save us all!"
Out at sea two trimarans raced towards the mark. In one were grim men, lost, far from their home, their Wall.
"We are are starboard tack" said Jon Snow. "They must give way to us."
"You know nothing, Jon Snow" said a beautiful red haired woman. "Do you think the Wildlings will play by the rules? Are you such a fool?"
As if in answer there was a crash and over the hull's edge poured a flood of warriors, yelling screaming. The Black Watch battled hard and valiantly but were doomed, outnumbered. The foredeck team were beheaded, blood splattering across the number 1 genoa as torsos collapsed tangled in the sheets. The trimmers had time to get swords up but their enemies had spears, one of which was already jammed through a black coated chest, protruding out the back, glistening bright red in the sunshine.
But then there were trumpets and gleams of light as on either side rescuers arrived on racing skiffs, cutting down like grass the Wildlings, their limbs scattered like straw into the ship's wake. Two figures jumped onto the Black Watch's afterdeck, Stannis Baratheon of Dragonstone and Davos Seaworth.
"This is done" said Stannis. "Finnish it!"
And so the first race was won.
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
Monday, April 13, 2015
Alas Oxford were already so much ahead it was hard to get both in the same frame, though you can see their wake in the Cambridge boat's pictures.
Sunday, April 12, 2015
Saturday, April 11, 2015
It is so obvious that this is the right and fair thing to do that it seems strange it didn't happen until 2015.
Anyway the result was less obviously right as I ended up shaking my head going "oh dear, oh dear, oh dear" not once but twice.
Above is the Oxford women's boat pulling away from Cambridge at Hammersmith Bridge.
Anyhow, rowing isn't really my thing.
Go Ben Ainslie!!
Thursday, April 09, 2015
I've been pretty busy recently so haven't had much time for blogging but was very impressed by this expedition yacht, just right for high latitude (or even lower latitude) sailing.
All I need are money, time and crew... so alas must remain a dream.