G'day all! Buff Staysail here! Buff by name and Buff by nature!
Well JP has stepped away from the keyboard leaving me in charge so how about this for a joke:
There were two paddlers out in a kayak and they were feeling a bit cold. So one of them suggested they light a fire in the kayak. Not surprisingly the kayak caught fire and sank. Which only goes to show that...
........ you can't have your kayak and heat it.
7 hours ago