Friday, January 06, 2012

Buff's kayaking joke

G'day all! Buff Staysail here! Buff by name and Buff by nature!

Well JP has stepped away from the keyboard leaving me in charge so how about this for a joke:

There were two paddlers out in a kayak and they were feeling a bit cold. So one of them suggested they light a fire in the kayak. Not surprisingly the kayak caught fire and sank. Which only goes to show that...

........ you can't have your kayak and heat it.



Mike said...

Better to cuddle up close in a canoe

JP said...

Almost anything is better than lighting a fire in a kayak!