Buff's Phonetic Alphabet

Howdy folks! Buff Staysail here, Buff by name and Buff by nature.

Well JP was wondering what it was that bugs ol' Buff, and let me tell you that's a long long list. But one thing spring to mind - having to memorise the phonetic alphabet.

I mean it's ok if you know Greek or read Shakespeare (and don't ask JP about that - he's been babbling about the BBC's Hamlet for weeks) - all that nonsense about delta romeos.

When the boats on fire or about to go down you don't want to have to battle to remember what N is. It's a bit like the ethos behind the history book "1066 and all that" which contains all the bits you remember - it should be the first thing that springs to mind.

And the most memorable N internationally is the trainer brand Nike, so why not use that?

From that simple principle here's my new revolutionary alphabet:

Apple

Britney

Coke

Disney

Elton

Facebook

Google

Hotmail

iPhone

Justin

Kylie

London

Madonna

Nike

Obama

Paris

QVC

Rolling

Stones

TV

U2

Virgin

Wiki

Xbox

Youtube

Zip

It's a piece of cake!

So this is Britney U2 Facebook Facebook saying over and out!