Actually, I did notice that Philippa Charlotte Middleton has quite a nice bottom, but I thought it would be disrespectful to mention it. In my experience I find that it's quite socially acceptable to compliment a lady on her choice of headgear, but that it's not a good idea to mention that she has a nice bottom until you've been formally introduced.
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Actually, I did notice that Philippa Charlotte Middleton has quite a nice bottom, but I thought it would be disrespectful to mention it. In my experience I find that it's quite socially acceptable to compliment a lady on her choice of headgear, but that it's not a good idea to mention that she has a nice bottom until you've been formally introduced.
As most railroading buffs will be quick to point out, JP, what often gets the most attention is the caboose at the end of the train.
Bah, skinny birds....
Ahem....I think what our cousins across the water are trying to say is that they admire Miss Middleton's graceful figure and elegant silhouette.
Or as The Sun put it, she's "a bit of all white"
I would just like to point out that currently 97,632 people "like" the Facebook page for the "Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society".
Or perhaps 97,632 people "like" Pippa Middleton's bottom. This social media thing is all of a bit of a mystery to me.
And then there's the fashionista.com article In praise of Pippa (especially her bum).
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